The average Slabovian is a little bit smarter than they were last week, claim propaganda reporters.
The hike in intelligence – equating to approximately one Sty-Q point – is atributed to the launch of The General's State-Approved Learning initiative, part of his dastardly plan to take over the world by making Slabovia “smarter than the West”.
“We must get smarter or the wild boars of northern Slabovia will be unleashed upon us all,” said The Tractor Magnet. Big brained comrades should join We is Smart and visit the Ministry of Sex.