Slabovia has captured the western Christmas icon known as Santa Claus after his vehicle sleigh breached no fly zone borders. Santa 84, alias Saint Nicolas, who is known in the west for unlawful entry, strayed into Slabovian territory and was removed from the sky with an anti-sleigh missile. Comrade Golpar Pogostics apprehended the invader: “He put up a struggle but we managed to placate him with a mouldy mince pie.” Santa Claus is now held in a “festive” prison cell on the outskirts of Slabograd and is being questioned by State Interrogation Machine, P.A.V.L.O.V.